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This story was written as a bedtime story fairy tale for county jail inmates’ bedtime story so the writer felt safe.

About the author:
Francisco native since arriving in 1955. Lives in Sonoma County wine country. Former standup comedian, pirate radio show host, chef/cook and dishwasher/owner of tiny bistro in Humboldt County.

The story began as a bedtime story for other inmates in County jail when I was afraid of them. Tired of the rat races, I ran a classified ad “Revenge is best served as a cold cream pie’ and threw around 400 pies for a nominal fee. Choctaw tribal member uncomfortable enough with
tech to still be carrying a flip phone. Call before you text please. Yakoke is Choctaw for Thank you. Yakoke.